Best Chat Up Line Ever

Wednesday 14:57
“I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”

This was the best message to wake up to. Made my day. What has my life become? :’)

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2 thoughts on “Best Chat Up Line Ever

  1. Ye gods, Helena, how absolutely SPLENDID! The mind boggles! What the fuck is a disobedient avocado when it’s at home?! Or, come to that, an obedient one! Can you just imagine: submissive avocado, dressed in gym slip and stockings? Hilarious! I’d have submitted (!) to that chat-up line just for the sheer entertainment value! Okay, pass the avocado – and stand clear! xxx

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